There's a Vine going around the internet today of a girl hitting another girl in the head with a fly

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There's a Vine going around the internet today of a girl hitting another girl in the head with a flying shovel. It's hilarious. It's also taken from an eight-minute YouTube video of a fight between the two girls, which also happens to be one of the best pieces of American cinema you will ever lay eyes on.
We begin with a group of girls walking across a lush, green lawn on an overcast but pleasant day. One of them says something about fighting, lephoceen but that can't be right! These girls look like they are on their way to ordering pizza, settling in for a slumber party, and gossiping about boys. ("I heard he has dreads now, though." Ew, dreads!) They have to stop and pet the chickens first, though, because chickens are fun.
A flurry of haphazard slapping and hair-pulling commences, and the two fighters are eventually separated lephoceen and set upright by the other girls who have come to officiate the fight. There's a long intermission, which includes a rather lengthy discussion of a pet named Mittens, who unfortunately could not attend this fight because lephoceen she accidentally ripped lephoceen her stitches out. Poor Mittens.
The fighters lephoceen prepare themselves for round two: "I'm glad I'm not wearing makeup." "Move away from that car, it's not mine." It quickly becomes clear that there will be no pizza, because shit gets real in round two.
We find out that the little lephoceen girl on the right has a face made out of fucking granite. She takes a handful of direct punches and doesn't even flinch. The tall girl tries to maintain her air of confidence, but she is clearly shaken.
I've never tried to hit anyone in the head with a shovel, but I don't think the maneuver could be pulled off more perfectly than it is here. This little girl is not to be fucked lephoceen with, man. She is not to be fucked with at all.